On this page you will find everything you need to know in order to pick me up at a bar.

Basics
Name: Chloe Frances Dykstra
Age: 22 (9/15/1988)
Location: Los Angeles
Pets: Two dogs, Pilot and Diego. I love them more than pretty much anything.
Parents: Cass McCune and John Dykstra.

Favorite...
Bands: EELS, Lemon Demon, Beck, The Shins, Tom Waits, They Might Be Giants, Gorillaz, Muse, Modest Mouse, Dr. Steel
Movies: Dr. Strangelove, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Harold and Maude, The Graduate, Scott Pilgrim
TV Shows: Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Firefly, Mythbusters, Always Sunny, Rocko's Modern Life, Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies
Games: Left 4 Dead, Red Dead Redemption, Portal, Bioshock, Uncharted, Zelda
Books: Flatland, Lolita, Alice in Wonderland, John Dies At The End, World War Z, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Palahnuik, Hiaasen, John Green

Anything else?
I love Craigslist missed connections. I have phobias of vomit and bees. I used to go to Rocky Horror at the Nuart every Saturday night. I'm a very heavy sleeper. I sit like a dude. I like making movies. I also like caviar. I've been a griefer online, and now I consider myself a real-life griefer. I believe in ghosts and aliens, but not alien ghosts (or astrology). I lived in England for a short time, and I plan to return. My car, a Subaru Forester, is totally awesome, but probably only to me. Napoleon DynamiteBorat really wasn't that funny.

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