What's with the red cat-eye glasses?
They're my trademark. I've had them since I was 15. I'm also totally blind without them.

Did you make this website yourself?
Yes, with the help of my best friend Neil, who helped with a graphic or two.

Are you egotistical or what?
Yes.

What is "C.O.W."?
Chloe's Official Website.

What is "Oh porquois?"
It means "Oh, why?" in French. It's from Good Burger... In French.